Senator's Father Arrested For Lewd Sex!
It's tough enough being a U.S. Senator with all the 24-7 scrutiny you're under. Sure doesn't help when your dad turns out to be a sex fiend. Norm Coleman Sr., the 81-year-old father of Republican U.S. Sen. Norm Coleman of Minnesota, was cited for lewd conduct and indecent exposure for allegedly having sex in a car with a 38-year-old woman. Police arrested Mr. Coleman and Patrizia chrag outside a pizza restaurant in downtown St. Paul. Senator Coleman issued a statement saying, "I love my father dearly. I do not condone his actions or behavior, and I am deeply disturbed by what I have learned. He clearly has some issues that need to be dealt with, and I will encourage him to seek the necessary help."

He's 81 and he's shagging in a car with a 38 year old...HOLY Crap! No one cares about the senator, everyone is wishing they could do the same thing! What's his secret???

Old dude, you rock!

The New York Post says "Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria likes to play air hockey in the nude. She's also convinced boyfriend Tony Parker to join her. Plus, whoever loses has to run around the outside of the house naked. Who else is getting naked?
· Jennifer Lopez: "I grew up walking 'round naked in my house. My mom was like that, and my sisters. My father worked nights and slept during the day, so we had no one to hide from. Now I'll be sitting at the breakfast table and everyone's dressed except me. All the people around me are either girls or they're gay, so it doesn't matter."
· Tom Hanks: "Usually, when I'm in a hotel room, I strip down naked and walk around on the patio. That's as close as I can get to a feeling of anonymity and power."
Britney Spears: "My family, we walked around the house naked. By the time I was 13, my dad was like, 'Uh, Britney, it's time to start covering yourself up.' I'm very free like that."

Granny G-Strings Are Hot
It seems Granny G-Strings are the new rage. No -- get that picture out of your head! Not for your grandmother -- made BY your grandmother. At least made by a group of Polish grandmothers from the tiny town of Koniakow who have turned their crocheting skills into internet gold. The sexy G-strings have proved such a success they are now being sold worldwide on the web. As business for their more traditional hand-made doilies and table clothes dried up, the ladies turned their crocheting skills to making sexy lingerie. The items are selling like crazy at around $30 bucks a pop.

SUMMER EXHAUSTION: Cosmopolitan magazine examines why it is we get so tired in dog days of summer.

· Summer fruits: Fruits such as cantaloupe and pineapple have a high glycemic index which quickly boosts energy just quickly as it sucks it all away afterwards.

· Swimming in a pool: Chlorine can irritate sensitive sinuses and sinusitis can lead to exhaustion.

· Too much AC: "When you're chilly, your body works to produce heat, and that consumes energy," says Marc Riedl, MD, assistant professor of medicine at UCLA.

· Outdoor happy hours: Drinking wine or beer, in combination with outdoor allergies, serve as a double whammy for fatigue.

VACATION AND THE AVERAGE GUY: A look at the average guy's take on vacations, courtesy of Men's Health magazine:
· What most interferes with a man's enjoyment of a vacation: Knowing work is piling up.
· Nagging concern number two: Someone breaking into his house.
· Percentage of men who wait until the last minute to pack: 70%
· The biggest drag about vacations: unpacking
· Number of men who use company time to plan a vacation: 3 in 4
· Percentage who use the Internet to plan and book trips: 96%
· Where the average guy would go if he had to pick one vacation spot for the rest of his life: The beach
· Runner-up: The mountains
· Percentage of men who considered becoming teachers -- just because of the summer vacation: 45%

What do you think?
The New Zealand Lotteries Commission has confirmed that on June 3rd someone from the city of Greymouth did indeed purchase a winning lottery ticket worth $250,000. However, no one has yet to come forward and claim it. There's probably a very good reason for that. It may be buried six-feet under -- inside the coat pocket of a 68-year-old man who died June 6th. The man's son has told city authorities that he believes the ticket, which he purchased, is in the pocket of the jacket he and his family used to bury his father in last month. The city is now deciding if an excavation order would be appropriate in this case

Our listeners voted 80% in favor of digging the old guy up!
Wayne Kelly

This made us laugh.
http://shaveeverywhere.com/

Wayne and Jayne

Warning......New Credit Card Scam!

Note, the callers do not ask for your card number; they already have it.
This information is worth reading. By understanding how the VISA & MasterCard Telephone Credit Card Scam works, you'll be better prepared to protect yourself. One of our employees was called on Wednesday from "VISA", and I was called on Thursday from "MasterCard".

The scam works like this: Person calling says, "This is (name), and I'm calling from the Security and Fraud Department at VISA. My Badge number is 12460 Your card has been flagged for an unusual purchase pattern, and I'm calling to verify. This would be on your VISA card which was issued by (name of bank). Did you purchase an Anti-Telemarketing Device for $497.99 from a Marketing company based in Arizona?"

When you say "No", the caller continues with, "Then we will be issuing a credit to your account. This is a company we have been watching and the charges range from $297 to $497, just under the $500 purchase pattern that flags most cards. Before your next statement, the credit will be sent to (gives you your address), is that correct?"

You say "yes". The caller continues - "I will be starting a Fraud investigation. If you have any questions, you should call the 1- 800
number listed on the back of your card (1-800-VISA) and ask for Security.
You will need to refer to this Control Number. The caller then gives you a 6 digit number. "Do you need me to read it again?"

Here's the IMPORTANT part on how the scam works.
The caller then says, "I need to verify you are in possession of your card". He'll ask you to "turn your card over and look for some numbers". There are 7 numbers; the first 4 are part of your card number, the next 3 are the security numbers that verify you are the possessor of the card. These are the numbers you sometimes use to make Internet purchases to prove you have the card.

The caller will ask you to read the 3 numbers to him After you tell the caller the 3 numbers, he'll say, "That is correct, I just needed to verify that the card has not been lost or stolen, and that you still have your card. Do you have any other questions?" After you say No, the caller then thanks you and states, "Don't hesitate to call back if you do", and hangs up.

You actually say very little, and they never ask for or tell you the Card number But after we were called on Wednesday, we called back within 20 minutes to ask a question. Are we glad we did! The REAL VISA Security Department told us it was a scam and in the last 15 minutes a new purchase of $497.99 was charged to our card.

Long story made short - we made a real fraud report and closed the VISA account. VISA is reissuing us a new number.
What the scammers want is the 3-digit PIN number on the back of the card. Don't give it to them. Instead, tell them you'll call VISA or Master card directly for verification of their conversation.

The real VISA told us that they will never ask for anything on the card as they already know the information since they issued the card! If you give the scammers your 3 Digit PIN Number, you think you're receiving a credit. However, by the time you get your statement you'll see charges for purchases you didn't make, and by then it's almost too late and/or more difficult to actually file a fraud report.

What makes this more remarkable is that on Thursday, I got a call from a "Jason Richardson of MasterCard" with a word-for-word repeat of the VISA scam. This time I didn't let him finish. I hung up! We filed a police report, as instructed by VISA. The police said they are taking several of these reports daily! They also urged us to tell everybody we know that this scam is happening.

Please pass this on to all your family and friends. By informing each other, we protect each other.