Tuesday, August 14, 2007

New pick up lines

TOP 10 PICK UP LINES (AskMen.com)
· "I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?": This one is relatively original and seems innocent enough for her to take notice, without feeling threatened by you. You'll also effectively send the message that you're interested in her, but are more interested in making her smile.

· "What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?": A fairly underused line, this one conveys that you find her hot, without sounding offensive. Show her you can be a bad boy and see if she likes your direct approach with the ladies.

· "Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.": This one is fairly blunt (no pun intended), but it's the perfect one to use when you see a woman giving you the eye and, well, checking out your package. Since she may feel a bit uneasy, you should take the opportunity and strike up a conversation while you have the upper hand.

· "Who's your friend?": This one is risky, but it will shatter any pretense she might have about your actions by shifting the focus to her friend. This will intrigue her, to say the least, as she will wish to know "hey, how come not me?"

· "I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?": The line itself isn't that great, but city newcomers are always refreshing people to speak with, and they also seem less threatening. It's highly unlikely that she'll shrug off your request to chat, and she'll probably laugh (if she has a sense of humor). The probability that she replies with a "where from?" is even higher. Do not use if you are actually a local.

· "I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.": Believe it or not, only good-looking guys should use this one, since they'll be viewed as modest. If a guy uses this and he is ugly, then it's a sign of insecurity, which is a huge a turnoff. Generally, this line passes because it proves that the guy is down-to-earth. It will surely throw her off guard as she might get offended. Use with caution.

· "You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.": If you ever spot an attractive woman and would like to approach her, this line is funny in a childish manner and women tend to laugh off funny lyrics such as this one.

· "What's your name?": Instead of saying something like, "baby, we're like two banks: we both have interest in each other and we should merge," this one is simple and will not insult her intelligence. It may be the oldest one in the book (well, "come here often?" takes that award), but this one is genuine and direct -- two important qualities.

· "See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.": Extremely original, this line will make you stand out from the pack. This line virtually guarantees that she will smile. You may not leave with her that night, but you may get her phone number or at least chat it up for a while.

· "So what haven't you been told tonight?": Very original, this line will make you stand out from the other men. You acknowledge that she has been getting hit on all night and you do not wish to add to her frustration. However, you are confident and interested enough to try your luck without insulting your intelligence.

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