Today we had more Tinsel Town Trash than time...here are the stories we couldn't share.

Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight of VH1's My Fair Brady were married Monday night (May 29th), People reports. The 23-year-old Curry, who won the first season of America's Next Top Model, met the 48-year-old former "Peter Brady" Knight when they were shooting the fourth season of The Surreal Life in 2004.

It turns out Lost star Michelle Rodriguez only had to serve 4 hours and 20 minutes of her 60-day sentence in Los Angeles County Jail for violating her probation due to her recent DUI arrest in Hawaii, according to People. Prosecutors aren't happy that she didn't serve more of her sentence, but there is an established policy of releasing non-violent offenders early due to overcrowding of jails. She still has 30 days community service and two years of probation to go.

Teri Hatcher is revealing just how "desperate" her dating situation is. After brief, but high profile, encounters with Ryan Seacrest and George Clooney, the Desperate Housewives star reveals that a good man is hard to find. Hatcher is mom to nine-year-old daughter, Emerson -- and admits that one guy dumped her because of the kid. She tells a British entertainment website, "(A guy I was dating recently) didn't want extra obligations. I deserve a healthy sex life, but I am who I am."

A small village in Romania has become a tourism hot spot thanks to a 'humping hill' which is said to help childless couples conceive.

Corneliu Olar, Mayor of the town called Horea, has even planted more bushes and trees on the hill to make sure lovemaking couples are not disturbed.

He said: "The hill is well known for its mystical powers in helping women to have children. You only need to look at our village to know it's true.

"Most of the people living in Horea were conceived by their parents on the hill, and now people come here from far and wide in the hope of fulfilling their wish to have children.

"It has been a tradition for more than three centuries. Romanian kings have come and gone, but the humping hill has always been there.

"Definately not a first date kind of place!" Wayne

Oprah Winfrey signing on to pen a book about weight control, Simon & Schuster announced over the weekend at the Book Expo publishing convention in Washington, D.C. The talk show host reportedly receiving upwards of the $12 million former President Bill Clinton earned for his memoir, My Life. Talk about a fat deal!

Would you buy a diet book from Oprah? She's struggled with her weight ever since she started on TV. Everytime she loses somehow the weight manages to find it's way back.

The only thing I want to know is what she's done, and then I'll do the opposite.
Save your cash and spend it on a gym membership. Start walking more and eating less...hey no charge for that advice.

Wayne Kelly

These quotes were taken from actual performance evaluations.

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be."

4. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

5. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

6. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."

7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

9. "This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better."

  " BIRD  FLU  ---  PROPHYLAXIS  --- or ---  PROFITAXES " 
Do you know that " WW.I. bird flu " was re-discovered in Vietnam 9 years ago?

Do you know that barely 100 people have died from it worldwide in all  that time?

Do you know that it was the Americans who alerted us to the efficacy  of the
human antiviral TAMIFLU as a preventative ?

Do you know that TAMIFLU barely alleviates some symptoms of the common flu?

Do you know that its efficacy against the common flu is questioned by a great
portion of the scientific community ?

Do you know that against a SUPPOSED mutant virus such as H5N1 , TAMIFLU 
barely alleviates the illness ?

Do you know that to date Avian Flu predominantly affects birds only?

Do you know who markets TAMIFLU? ROCHE LABORATORIES.

Do you know who bought the patent for TAMIFLU from ROCHE LABORATORIES in 1996?
GILEAD SCIENCES INC.

Do you know who was the then president of GILEAD SCIENCES INC. and  remains
a major shareholder? DONALD RUMSFELD, the present Secretary of Defence of the USA.

Do you know that sales of TAMIFLU were over $254 million in 2004 and more
than $1000 million in 2005 ?

Do you know how many more millions ROCHE can earn in the coming months
if the business of  " Medi-Scare "  fear continues ? 
               
       So the summary of the story is as follows:
       ----------------------------------------

Bush's friends decide that the medicine TAMIFLU is the solution for a  pandemic that
has not yet occurred and that has caused a hundred deaths worldwide in 9 years .

This medicine doesn't so much as cure the common flu.

In normal conditions the  Avian Flu virus does not affect humans.

Rumsfeld sells the patent for TAMIFLU to ROCHE for which they pay him  a fortune.
Roche acquires 90% of  the global production of crushed aniseed, the  base for the
antivirus .

The governments of the entire world threaten a pandemic and then buy  industrial
quantities of the product from Roche.

So we end up paying for medicine while Rumsfeld, Cheney and Bush do  the business.


                  ARE WE CRAZY !!? --- OR ---  ARE WE JUST IDIOTS  !!?

Play this golf game and try beating my scrore.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/minigolf.html

My low score is 28.
Wayne

Dreams about food reveal your hidden desires and secret fears. "Dreaming about food doesn't always mean you're hungry," says California dream expert and psychologist Paul Slovic. "They show what's lurking in your subconscious and if you pay attention they can help you interpret what they mean." Dr. Slovic, who has researched dreams for 20 years and has written a half dozen books on the subject, has compiled a list of dream foods and what each means when it invades your nocturnal fantasies.

· Bananas -- These dreams are the sexiest dreams you can have especially if you dream about a bunch of bananas. If you eat one -- you're in for a serious sexual alliance.

· Beef -- Dreams about beef or cows mean you miss your mother and feel you have neglected her. It's time to call her or send flowers.

· Beer -- Boozing in your dreams involves money. It doesn't mean, however, that you're going to get a raise or win the lottery. Most often, it means you are about to lose money.

· Breakfast -- A dream about having breakfast is a warning that you are about to do something you are sure to regret. This is especially true if you have been harboring thoughts of an office romance or short-term fling.

· Chicken -- This is another warning of bad times to come, usually at home. The bad luck is magnified if you dream of barbecued chicken.

· Chocolate -- Another sign of embarrassing things ahead. Chocolate dreams mean you're in danger of doing something stupid. The best advice is to think before you act for at least the next week or so.

· Eggs -- Dreams about eggs indicate a problem that can scramble your personal relationships. Most likely you are about to get into a fight with relatives or friends. Treat them with kid gloves until the problem is solved.

· Fish -- These mean good health, a happy life, good fortune and other nice things are headed your way. On the other hand, dreams about catching fish mean things like health, luck and life will stink for a while.

· Honey -- These dreams can mean a beeline to success. Your business or other plans will succeed as long as you are honest.

Ice Cream -- Such dreams mean you're worried about children. You fear pregnancy or having to care for children in the future.