I think this song sums up Christmas Spirit.
Thanks to Chris Kuchar for reminding me of this wonderful xmas song...

Stop Giving Me Crap For Christmas

Enjoy
Wayne

This story made me laugh this morning!

Hundreds of husband-hunting young Israeli women have placed their underwear on the tomb of a venerated rabbi, in the hopes that their marriage prayers will be answered. Around 400 pairs of panties and bras have been collected from the tomb's window or from the branches of nearby trees. According to Jewish tradition, anyone who is unmarried will meet their soulmate and marry within a year if they visit this particular tomb.

I guess it works. Here's how a man's brain works: If you see a lady taking off her panties at a cemetery for a dead guy...what would she do after drinks and dinner!

hahaha
Wayne

Men sure have it easy at Christmas. No really...we do. We have to buy a gift for our wives, that's basically it. I'm watching my wife get ready for this fun holiday and I wonder how women survive it. Christmas cards, meal planning, stocking stuffers (you know a guy never created those), and gifts for people I don't even know. I'm thinking that's where the "Bailys in the coffee" tradition started. Mom's needing it just to survive another day during the xmas season. Ho ho ho

I vow to help out alot more this year and am taking care of Xmas Eve. So I ordered a tray from Ferraro Foods. Hey that wasn't so hard!
Wayne

Rod Stewart recently came out with his words of wisdom about the right age for marriage. He said quote,

"There's a big difference between marrying a 21-year-old and marrying a
34-year-old. Women go through this stage between 20 and 30 when they're
very volatile. I don't think anyone should get married - either sex -
before 30, because everything changes and women change the most."

Is he correct? Leave your comments.

How To Install a Poor-man's Security System: Go to a second-hand store,
buy a pair of men's used work boots - a really big pair. Put them outside
your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish
beside it. A really big dog dish.

Leave a note on your front door that says something like: "Bill, big
Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in ½ hr.
Don't disturb the pitbulls; they've just been de-wormed."

In a parody of it's richest people lists, Forbes magazine compiled a list of the wealthiest fictional characters. Here is the Forbes "Fictional 15".

1. Santa Claus
Net Worth: ?
2. Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks
Net Worth: 27.3 billion
3. Richie Rich
Net Worth: $17 Billion
4. Lex Luthor
Net Worth: $10.1 billion
5. C. Montgomery Burns
Net Worth: $8.4 billion
6. Scrooge McDuck (Donald Duck's Uncle)
Net Worth: $8.2 billion
7. Jed Clampett (from The Beverly Hill Billies)
Net Worth: $6.6 billion
8. Bruce Wayne
Net Worth: $6.5 billion
9. Thurston Howell III (From Giligan's Island)
Net Worth: $5.7 billion
10. Willy Wonka
Net Worth: $2.3 billion
11. Arthur Bach (From the movie Arthur)
Net Worth: $2 billion
12 Ebenezer Scrooge
Net Worth: $1.7 billion
13. Lara Croft
Net Worth: $1 billion
14. Cruella De Vil
Net Worth: $1 billion
15. Lucius Malfoy (From the Harry Potter series)
Net Worth: $900 million

For my 16th birthday, I'm sure I received a record or a shirt. Now look at what this kid got for their party!

A rich Long Island defense contractor shelled out more than $10 million last week to have Aerosmith, Stevie Nicks, Kenny G., 50 Cent, Don Henley, Tom Petty and others perform at his daughter's Bat Mitzvah. According to the New York Daily News, multi-millionaire David H. Brooks had a stage built and installed carpeting for the coming-of-age party at New York City's famous Rainbow Room at the top of Rockefeller Center. He also hired corporate jets to shuffle the celebrity artists to and from the celebration.

Steven Tyler and Joe Perry of Aerosmith got paid $2 million for the private gig, and Kenny G. received $250,000. 50 Cent played four or five songs for about $500,000.
Nearly 300 guests attended the party.

Holy jumpin...How would you top that for a Grad gift?
Wayne