Today we had more Tinsel Town Trash than time...here are the stories we couldn't share.

Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight of VH1's My Fair Brady were married Monday night (May 29th), People reports. The 23-year-old Curry, who won the first season of America's Next Top Model, met the 48-year-old former "Peter Brady" Knight when they were shooting the fourth season of The Surreal Life in 2004.

It turns out Lost star Michelle Rodriguez only had to serve 4 hours and 20 minutes of her 60-day sentence in Los Angeles County Jail for violating her probation due to her recent DUI arrest in Hawaii, according to People. Prosecutors aren't happy that she didn't serve more of her sentence, but there is an established policy of releasing non-violent offenders early due to overcrowding of jails. She still has 30 days community service and two years of probation to go.

Teri Hatcher is revealing just how "desperate" her dating situation is. After brief, but high profile, encounters with Ryan Seacrest and George Clooney, the Desperate Housewives star reveals that a good man is hard to find. Hatcher is mom to nine-year-old daughter, Emerson -- and admits that one guy dumped her because of the kid. She tells a British entertainment website, "(A guy I was dating recently) didn't want extra obligations. I deserve a healthy sex life, but I am who I am."