Matthew McConaughey or Gilbert Gottfried? When it comes to sexy men, they're on opposites sides of the spectrum. While McConaughey wears People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" crown, The Boston Phoenix has given its "Unsexiest Man In The World" title to comedian Gottfried, the high-pitched voice behind the AFLAC duck. The paper's website says, "The parrot-voiced, pickled-face comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman."

Second on the list? Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson, a man the paper declares "if he couldn't throw a ball 100 miles per hour, Johnson would be wearing a wife beater and getting hauled into a squad car on Cops." Robust movie critic Roger Ebert, Dr. Phil, political commentator Alan Colmes, Nickelback's Chad Kroeger, REM bassist Mike Mills, Osama Bin Laden, Jay Leno, and talking head Don Imus round out the list's top...or, perhaps, bottom...ten.
Also on the list: Brad Pitt at Number 100 for his rumored bad hygiene, Dennis Miller Number 64, Edward James Olmos Number 27, Ron Howard Number 21, and Jon Lovitz Number 15.