Rules of Manhood

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Wayne Kelly

INTERNATIONAL RULES OF MANHOOD

• Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
  
• No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.
  
• When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
  
• It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a super model and only when it's free.
  
• Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
  
• If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
  
• Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
  
• The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
• There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics.