YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN 2006 WHEN

1. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
3. You e-mail or IM the person who works at the desk next to you.
4. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
5. When you make phone calls from home, you instinctively dial "9" to get an outside line.
6. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
7. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
8. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
9. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.