Man did this story ever make me howl today! I know we're supposed to be politically correct, but stupid people sure make me laugh!

'Superman' Hospitalized After Leap

In Austria a man who claimed he was Superman and thought he could fly was hospitalized after leaping from a fourth-floor window.

Paramedics rushed the 23-year-old man to a hospital after he jumped from a window and suffered head and back injuries.

They said the man — who apparently had drunk several bottles of red wine before attempting the jump — appeared at the window ledge at around 4 a.m. and shouted: "I am Superman! Nothing can happen to me!"

The jumper, whose name was not released, landed on part of a lower section and roof, sparing him from more serious injuries, authorities said.